Now, here we have a curious case of misaligned words and women(s) that act like they don’t ever drink sodas. Even very small ones. Whether it be small women or small sodas, make no mistake because lives have been lost because of these small understandings in culture and border-line short hair length. Let me pour a little history / future into the mix:
One might beg a question of: Where does Minnesota have anything to do with small sodas and Ms. Michelle Geller? I have no idea. That’s where I need your help! Now, this might be a clue that will help us:
These older folks are flocking north with their mini-sodas into Minnesota! It’s absolute bonker-ness and it must be stopped at once. At least they need no coolers to keep the drinks cold, which is about the ONLY thing that makes sense about the whole situation. Our future kids depend on it. Or, are all the kids going to Florida? Do they just want to play and lay on the beach with full sized sodas in retaliation for nutrition while the strength of the Vitamin-D permeates their subdermal layer? Maybe so. Maybe not! Maybe they are actually taking a vacation from milking the moose altogether and everyone will have to eat dry cereal once and for all.
These ones are still milking the moose in Minnesota to keep everyone healthy:
Not a one of you can tell me they actually get the milk from Florida moose! So where does it come from? More like Minnesota. That’s where. It’s causing mass confusion and too much cereal eating. The Milk is our only hope besides Mtn Dew:
Got Soda Ads Vs Got Milk Ads:
THE WAR ON THE CURIOUS CASE OF SODAS AND SOTAS vs MOOSE MILK? WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO KEEP MOVING FORWARD? I’LL LET YOU DECIDE.
Guys and gals, until next time – may you find all the happiness that your life can fit in it’s happy spot – S.D. McKinley.